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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:15
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are some ways to help bring out natural curly/wavy hair?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Confirmed: Breakfast Cereals Are Getting Sweeter And Less Nutritious - ScienceAlert
Unacceptable again!
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
—
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
iOS 26 beta 2 adds brand new iPhone ringtone, listen here - 9to5Mac
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
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share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Mountaineers Defeat Kentucky to Advance to Super Regionals - West Virginia University Athletics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Vandals slash tires on dozens of vehicles in West Michigan - MLive.com
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good